Bil Browning

City beset by flashers!

Filed By Bil Browning | September 02, 2005 8:39 PM | comments

Filed in: Living

Greenwood is a town under siege. A couple of flashers are making the rounds - showing off the goodies to unsuspecting females. Damned perverts. Isn't it amazing how you never hear of gay flashers? You never have a guy driving up to another guy pretending to need directions just so he can wave his dick at him. Unless you're in a state park at night... *grins*

But seriously, how often does someone get flashed in Greenwood? And where are all these perverts coming from? It must be someplace liberal like Bloomington - uptight sexually repressed conservative rednecks wouldn't be doing this would they?

Police said flashers are particularly difficult to deal with because they are typically repeat offenders -- showing themselves to many women before they are caught.

"Each year we have an average of 38 in the city of Greenwood. Many of them are around the shopping areas," Pitcher said.

Police said the flashers usually come from other areas around the state, such as Columbus, Franklin and Indianapolis.

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