In strange news from across the pond, comes this news item from England.
HUNDREDS of clubbers are descending on the country's only nude disco every Saturday night.
Clubbers have to wear shoes to protect their feet in case of smashed glass but the only pants to be seen in the whole place belong to the bar staff.
Even the DJ is naked behind his decks, though fully-clothed bouncers are stationed outside to stop clothed clubbers stumbling in unawares.
Jamie Rocket, 29, who helps organise the Starkers! night, said naked clubbing was an exhilarating experience.
He said: "When people are naked they can feel inhibited or exposed but when everyone is the same that disappears.
"Some people like the way it feels, some people like being looked at and some people like the view."