Annette Gross

I'd Rather Have the Pigs Too.......

Filed By Annette Gross | March 27, 2006 9:27 PM | comments

Filed in: Politics

As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies, "These are not pigs; these are authentic Texan razorback Hogs. I got one for Condeleezza Rice, and I got one for Dick Cheney."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."

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