Marla R. Stevens

If I had one...

Filed By Marla R. Stevens | July 18, 2006 8:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Living, Marriage Equality, Politics, The Movement

...this is what I'd say to my Pentacostal sister-in-law, Child Abuse Advocate James Dobson *, Sen. Sam "Turtle Sex" Brownback, Shrub, Sen. Rick "Dog Sex" Santorum, and every beady-eyed or slack-jawed-slobbering hate-panderer who voted for Rep. Marilyn "Looking More and More Like She'll Get Creamed In November By Angie Paccione" Musgrave's Marriage [Privilege for Hets at Queers' Expense] Protection Amendment today in the House, for starters:

Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis!

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