Storm Bear

GOP = Get On Pot

Filed By Storm Bear | June 13, 2007 7:30 AM | comments

Filed in: Politics
Tags: flying spaghetti monster, Republicans

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After thinking about the GOP debate last week in New Hampshire, I have concluded one must be chemically altered to believe anything coming out of the mouths of these people. The front runners would claim, especially Giuliani, they are "not George Bush" then turn right around and pronounce they love pre-emptive war, advocate keeping troops in Iraq, they all embraced bombing the ever-lovin' crap out of Iran and pledged to cut back what is left of America's infrastructure in order to GROW the defense budget, which eats up more than half of all non-discretionary spending.

Another highlight included McCain advocating the teaching of all "creationist" theories in biology class. I hope that includes the Flying Spaghetti Monster - argh.

Most folks I know play a drinking game when the GOP has a debate. Take a drink when someone says "9-11" and take two drinks when someone mentions "Ronald Reagan." I tried that last week and the Scotch didn't help. It is time to move on to more recreational substances... you know, like a jack hammer up-side my head.

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