Storm Bear

Michael Vick vs. Wild Kingdom

Filed By Storm Bear | July 26, 2007 9:35 AM | comments

Filed in: Politics
Tags: animal abuse, dog fighting, gay cartoons and comics, humorous blog post, Michael Vick, NFL, politics, webcomics

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From ABC News:

The Atlanta Falcons quarterback was expected to appear at a bond hearing and enter a plea on dogfighting conspiracy charges. Vick is accused with three others of conspiracy involving competitive dogfighting, procuring and training pit bulls for fighting, and conducting the enterprise across state lines. Federal prosecutors allege the operation known as Bad Newz Kennels operated on Vick's property in rural Surry County.

If just 10% of what Michael Vick is accused of is true, he needs to be put away for life. I have, however, come up with some other choice punishments.

1) Drop his ass in the middle of Baghdad, without body armor and no gun, while wearing a t-shirt that has an American flag on the back and the front reads "American Mo-Fo."

2) Strap him down in a kennel with starving pit bulls, or hogs. Either one will do.

3) Stake his arms and legs to the ground near a fire ant colony and pour honey all over his body.

Got any good ones? drop them in the comments.

P.S. You can view today's rejected strip HERE.

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