Bil Browning

President Cheney open thread

Filed By Bil Browning | July 20, 2007 1:47 PM | comments

Filed in: Living
Tags: Dick Cheney, nightmares, open thread, presidency, President Bush

President Bush temporarily will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney while Bush has a colonoscopy Saturday.

Actual breaking news headline from CNN... So what do you think he'll do as soon as he's grabbed ahold of power? Feel free to make implausible situations that are hilariously funny. *grins* Personally, I'm going to vote for:

He'll order the deportation of all Planned Parenthood employees, send all Democrats to Guantanamo Bay and then as a finale, solve immigration by immediately drafting all Mexicans (illegal or legal) and shipping them off to invade Iran. Hey, it could happen!

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What?!? You mean Cheney hasn't been President all along?

He will move the White House to an undisclosed location by helicopter. He will add "except for the VP, who can be any branch he wants" in the first article of the constitution, and make it a law to say his name. We'll have to refer to him as "He Who Shall Not Be Named."

Hrmph. I meant "against the law to say his name." Stupid English language.