As I went to check the headlines, I thought: Gay marriage in Ohio? I missed that headline!
Of course, they're referencing this story from Iowa. This reminds me of that one story from Lorrie Moore, "Agnes of Iowa", where the professor goes off to Boston, is having a conversation with a power Easterner, and says that she's from Iowa, and the Easterner tells her, "No, honey. Out here it's pronounced Ohio."