Wow. There's not a lot you can really say that would add anything to this, is there? 'Cuz this story finds the top and then sails right over it.
A Baptist minister has been charged in Tennessee with indecent exposure and driving under the influence. Police said 58-year-old Tommy Tester of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly relieving himself in front of children at a car wash. A report also accuses Tester of offering police officers oral sex and says an open bottle of vodka and empty oxycodone prescription bottle was found in his car when Tester was arrested Friday.
You know that state legislator from Florida is sitting at home thinking, "Damn. Someone always has to take things a little bit further." Next time look for the president of the National Association of Evangelicals to get caught paying for gay sex and meth. (Hat tip to TBP reader Robert.)