There are very few things that actually surprise me anymore. But an "erotic corn dog eating contest" at the Iowa State Fair? Okay, I didn't expect that one.
Now it looks like I may be too late to participate - they're trying to shut down such a classy contest. I know, I know, the news is too hard to swallow. I'm sure I could have blown those other competitors away if I'd just known about it... *evil grin*
Competitors — so far it’s only been women, and all were required to be at least 18 — are given 30 seconds to demonstrate erotic techniques on the staple state fair treat.
“We stress technique,” Pilchen said. “There’s a lot of simulation.”
Condiments are available if the women want to get creative, he said. “We had ketchup and mustard, but the big hit was mayonnaise.”
Audience applause selects the winner.