Bil Browning

Exclusive! Dick Cheney's penis exposed!

Filed By Bil Browning | January 24, 2008 9:15 AM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: animals, Dick Cheney, humorous blog post, Lynne Cheney, Naked Mole-Rat, penis, ugly


Okay, so it's an African Naked Mole Rat. Still, it would explain Lynne Cheney's lesbian fantasies, eh?

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Actually I thought of Rufus the heroic naked mole rat from Kim Possible.

I can see this is going to be a very strange day.
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ROFL! Dude, stop! Cheney's penis!

OK, I've now met the mystical force capable of turning me straight!

Em: Until I read the Wikipedia entry, I had no idea there was a cartoon version of Cheney's penis. Does it look as angry as the real thing?

Sue: Every day is a strange day with me. You should know that by now!

Chris: The mystical force has buck teeth? Is Alfred E. Newman Star Wars' new spokesperson?

Actually Rufus is the antithesis of Cheney's penis. Intelligent, heroic, supportive of women's rights and other issues of diversity.

See, this is why I'm a lesbian. Now I'm gonna have nightmares. Thanks, Bil.

Michael Crawford Michael Crawford | January 25, 2008 5:44 AM

Im just going to say that I'm not going to touch this thing any more than I would touch Cheney's penis.

Zach Adamson | January 25, 2008 8:21 AM

Hahaha.. thats really funny. But it IS a bit on the mean side.. To the mole rat I mean. Poor little guy, as if life isnt hard enough, to add being compaired to Cheney's wee wee, is too hard to imagine.

hmmmm! they all look kind of gross when they are soft. what does it look like when it's hard?

RickMacOntario | February 2, 2008 2:17 AM

Ewe! Just think...Condi had that thing in her mouth!