Gina de Vries

Ladies, gentlemen, and others, I present to you: The BIG MO' Candy Bar!

Filed By Gina de Vries | January 28, 2008 2:40 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Entertainment
Tags: big mos, MO, NASCAR, repressed homosexual longing, WTF

Big Mo Candy Bar

Looking at this, you'd think that queers made it, right? Nope. This is courtesy of our good friends over at that bastion of macho posturing and repressed homosexual longing, NASCAR.

A breeze through the Palmer Company's Press Release makes for some amazing giggle-fodder. My favorite line: The name Big Mo’ is a play off Earnhardt Jr.’s hometown of Mooresville, N.C., and the longtime moniker used for he and his closest friends, the Dirty Mo’ Posse.

The "Dirty Mo' Posse"*?! Yeah, I'll put that in my mouth!

*Saying something filthy was almost too easy there. Also, big thanks to Aidan Dunn for the tip!

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That's so awesome! I want a chocolate mo bar!

Is it anything like a Dirty Sanchez? Those things are nasty.


This is too funny.

I'm still waiting for a Big Queen Chocolate Bar, so I'm guessing horse-racing has to become popular?

chandler in lasvegas | January 29, 2008 1:41 PM

I hate to be a Data Lounge grammar Nazi but technically the apostrophe is in the wrong place.

This is a Mo' bar and I am a 'Mo.

We could all call a vote and reduce it to just Mo.

But the candy bar is cute.