Bil Browning

Weekend caption this - Southern Baptist edition

Filed By Bil Browning | January 05, 2008 11:15 AM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: caption this photo, comedy, fundamentalists, humorous blog post, pictures, Southern Baptist convention

steve_joe_sbc.jpgI stumbled across List of the Day's Great Olan Mills Pictures post this morning and knew I had to pull this one out for a Caption This post.

Their choice of caption? "A pose like this will get you kicked right out of the Convention."

Surely we can do better than that!

Leave your best caption in the comments section. Winner (as chosen by yours truly!) will get their caption added to the post and a big, hot, steaming bowl of Bilerico fun.*

*Prizes may vary depending on availability. Bowl of fun cannot be returned or exchanged. Side effects include uncontrolled giggling and, on rare occasions, carpal tunnel. Be sure to consult with your doctor about whether you're healthy enough for Bilerico.

1/7/07 UPDATE: Comment #18 by Allan is the winner with "Winners of the 2006 Log Cabin Republican vacation package!"

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Michael Crawford Michael Crawford | January 5, 2008 11:37 AM

Here is my suggestion:

"Nothing Fruity Going on Here. Just a Ted Haggard-like Man on Man Massage."

Yeah, I know I'm not eligible for the prize, but I don't want to be left out of the fun.

Michael, you are the prize. Did I forget to include in the Weekend Editor's job description that you'd be a "bowl of fun" prize in a Caption This contest? Whoops. :)

Same time. Same stall. Next year.

Jen Jorczak Jen Jorczak | January 5, 2008 12:01 PM

How about: "Come and experience firsthand everything you should fear and revile"?


"Don't miss this year's special plenary session on self-loathing!"

"we, too, believe in one god."

Don't forget to visit the Baptist Fashion booth. This year's theme is "Repressed!"

How about "Taking it up the butt for God."

oh my. I assumed they were a couple with my above quotation. I think i still will assume that.

Here at SBC, we put the FUN in Fundamentalism.

And our adopted boys are butcher than your boys!

John and Mike will lead a panel discussion on "Accessing Your Inner (and Outer) Bear."

"Young FTM (front) appears at the Southern Baptist Convention with his leather daddy."

Man in front: "That's not the Holy Spirit I feel moving up my back."
Man in back: "My rod and my staff will comfort you."

Oh - and I noticed that the original post has changed their caption for this photo. Now it says, "Gene had always secretly wanted to lay hands on Chet." That's pretty darn funny too. :) (And much better than the original caption!)

"See you at the Folsom Street Fair"

Winners of the 2006 Log Cabin Republican vacation package!

"A little more to the right...right there...perfect. Thanks, babe."

Allan - #18 - You are are the winner! Please see Michael for your bowl of fun! :)

Here is what was REALLY across the street at the Southern Baptist Convention in 2006...

I work in Greensboro and I saw the above on the commute home.