"I have really come to respect the LGBT community through the amazing example of leadership and bravery set by my daughter Mary. I have decided to stop calling her child an abomination and will be serving on the board of PFLAG. In fact, I'll be holding meetings in an undisclosed location in my secret bunker.
As for what my wife will say, all I can think is: so?"
-- Vice-President Dick Cheney, when asked about his daughter Mary Cheney and LGBT rights.