Serena Freewomyn

Open Thread: Pick Your Porn Name

Filed By Serena Freewomyn | April 05, 2008 1:02 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Living

You all know how it works. You take the name of your pet, plus the name of the first street that you lived on. But that doesn't work for me, because the first street I remember was called 3rd South. Not very hot, in my opinion. So I want my porn name to be Miss Cassidy. If I was a dude, my porn name would be Hercules Spencer.

How about you? What's your porn name?

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Here we go!

Sparky Golden Gem.

Cue the bad mustache and cheesy music...

I'm Gracie Minnesota. Sadly, it's not that hawt!

I'm Gorilla Santa Monica.

I have no idea what that would be.... femmy latino bear?

"Hot Dog Raymond"

or "Frisky Nevada" if you use my first pet and street as an adult.

OMG, I love Gorilla Santa Monica... That is how I choose to refer to Alex from now on...


I was just lectured the other day about having picked a "porn star name," too.

Okay, fine, how about "Mercedes Bent?"

Mike in Boston | April 5, 2008 10:19 PM

I'd be Samantha Powder House.

Isolde Mohave

That has such an exotic ring to it, doesn't it?

Yes! I'm Lucky Rural Route 2. Now that'll move some movies...

Although if we loosen up the street name rule a bit, I could be Fritz Drexel.

Yours Truly,

Trixie Cumberland

Spicy Hendricks!

I love "Moose Chicago"... completely hot! LOL...

Wow - we got some HAWT porn names! I like Trixie Cumberland and Gorilla Santa Monica the best, so far. We have such a GAY bunch. These names are all so femmey. Doesn't anyone have a butch name for their pet, like Rex or Samson?

tobyhannabill | April 6, 2008 2:19 PM

Duke DeReimer

Karen Collett | April 8, 2008 6:59 AM

Zsa Zsa Washington