Waymon Hudson

Queerview Mirror - The American Idol Edition

Filed By Waymon Hudson | May 25, 2008 11:00 AM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Entertainment, Entertainment
Tags: American Idol, Carrie Underwood, David Archuleta, David Cook

Editor's Note: Queerview Mirror is a review from two of our editorial team, Serena Freewomyn and Waymon Hudson. If you'd like something reviewed, feel free to pass it on. If they like you, they might look at it, otherwise - suck it.

Waymon: So what did you think of American Idol this week?

Serena: I think David Cook is the better performer, but David Archuleta did a better job this week.

Waymon: Archuletta makes me want to punch him. I hate that "golly gosh" bullshit.

Serena: I know! But you know who I really wanted to punch? George Michael.

Waymon: What?!?!

Waymon: He was super duper!

Serena: He was drizunk and trashy.

Waymon: Exactly! He was everything I expected and more!

Serena: LOL! UR so dirty!

Waymon: And those hair plugs? Loved them. The 80's molester glasses? Classic!

Serena: I did love the glasses.

Waymon: So woo hoo! Cooke won!

Serena: Uh huh. It was totally obvious from the beginning that he was going to win.

Waymon: He rocked. Although, Archu-gay-ta's song with One Republic was kinda hot, dawg...

Serena: yo yo yo! He could sing the phone book!

Waymon: LMAO! He has such a magical light... he soul really shined...

Serena: I gotta say - George Michael gave Paula a run for her money on the drunkest of the bunch award.

Waymon: But he sounded good! I thought he was going to try and molest Ryan, but his song was hot.

Serena: Ryan was so trying to not be gay for a minute.

Waymon: LMFAO... as he reapplied his eye liner... he had more make-up on than me...

Waymon: So the stripper boy that got kicked off was SO HAWT on Wednesday... Anthony kept slapping me because I would stop talking and stare at him...

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Serena: You know who looked hawt? Carrie Underwood! I LOVE that new single! It's so me! Well, the part about hooking up without knowing someone's last name is. Not the getting married in Vegas part. And OMG - that outfit was fierce!

Waymon: I would so go straight for her.

Serena: I would go gay for her. Oh, wait . . .

Waymon: Too late!

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Did I mention that the AI people need to learn how to dress the black girls? Sayesha and Jordin looked terrible on Wednesday, and those girls are naturally gorgeous. WTF?

I know, Serena! Jordin looked like she was going to prom in that dress!

Ans I would so go straight for Sayesha. Although, she loves her musical theater so maybe we could have a Liza/David Gest relationship...

Robert Ganshorn Robert Ganshorn | May 25, 2008 1:15 PM

Waymon, you would go straight---

What has the mayor put in the water in Ft Lauderdale?

Honey, the only way you would want a woman is to get makeup secrets...and you already know more than they do.

If it were not for my flawless complexion I might need makeup...(quick, call the plastic surgeon!)

Correction, Robert- I would want make-up secrets and shoes. I love a nice sparkly heel.

David Cook was consistently better than the rest; it was his to lose. I thought he had that last night though - Archuletta whupped his ass in the last sing-off. With Cowell pumping him too, I reckoned he'd be a shoo-in.

And George Michael was just embarrassing. He's turned into that cousin that shows up at holiday gatherings every year that no one would miss. He looked (and acted) a mess; he didn't represent well at all.

Michael Crawford Michael Crawford | May 26, 2008 9:43 AM

Waymon, I cannot believe that you wanted to punch Archuletta! Leave the baby gay alone. Punch his father if you must, but leave him alone.


Hey, I'm just sticking with the lame-o boxing theme that Fox chose. I stand by my decision to punch the little monster- if that means I have to go through you to get him, I will. But I could get behind taking down his dad too. What a crazy stage dad!