Alex Blaze

The Daily Show on Sex Education

Filed By Alex Blaze | May 04, 2008 4:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Living
Tags: abstinence only education, Jason Jones, John Stewart, sex education, The Daily Show

I think I just might be that toothbrush.

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Robert Ganshorn Robert Ganshorn | May 5, 2008 3:22 AM

Ok, you can be the toothbrush if you like, but I get to be the jockey shorts! Funny!

This has to be one of the funniest things I have seen from the Daily Show in a long time.

However, we may laugh, but the reality is that the Bush ass----s have ruined the lives of a tens of thousands of children, at our expense. I have a grandchild and I hope that when he reached puberty that he has better education out there. I know my son will do a good job in educating him as well.

Sadly, it affects LGBT teens in a far worst way. They are told they cannot have sex until they get married, and oh by the way, you can't get married. Insert the F-word here.

Melanie Davis | May 5, 2008 7:51 PM

No, LGBT kids can't have sex until they've been cured and then married, duh.

I do have to admit, though, that I agree with the Gentleman from Tennessee wearing the Polar Bear skin toupee (not many seasons left for those). I will be teaching my daughter about sex because I know what "comprehensive sex education" means, and it's usually anything but. Each Health teacher came up with his or her own curriculum. My teacher stressed that anuses were only for exiting, and the segment on oral sex was punctuated by the questionable truism that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's. Ewww! I've since found out that our canine friends have much longer tongues and know how to give a damn good rim job, too!

Thanks for the funny!