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Barack Obama is a secret Muslim and smokes cigarettes

Filed By Ed Team | June 12, 2008 7:30 AM | comments

Filed in: Quote of the Day
Tags: Advance Indiana, Barack Obama, conspiracy theories, crazy bullshit, election 2008, Gary Welsh, parody sites

"I got an e-mail the other day, and there was this picture of Obama, and he WAS WEARING A TURBAN!!!!!!1!1!!1!!!!!1 OMFGZ

How can that not scare the bejeezus out of you??

Thank Jehovah for intrepid bloggers who are making sure that the truth gets out there about this SCARY SECRET MUSLIM WHO SMOKES AND GOES TO A SCARY CHURCH. Well, maybe not the truth so much, but at least they're trying to make the rest of the world see HOW FREAKING SCARY BARACK HUSSEIN ADOLPH DAHMER CHARLIE MANSON OBAMA is.

I just peed myself."

-- Parody website Advance Indiana Because I'm Scared of Barack. The site makes fun of Advance Indiana blogger Gary Welsh's rumor mongering and crazed conspiracy theories about Barack Obama. Gary and I had a previous run in over a Bilerico-Indiana blogger who parodied him for his anger and ego issues.

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Wilson46201 | June 12, 2008 7:28 PM

Concerning Gary Welsh, Chris Spangle put it well recently: "You know it's bad when Bil, Wilson, Amos, Abdul, the conservative blogosphere and the liberal blogosphere all agree on something. And that something is how much of a nut you are, lol."