This re-election video from Texas Senator John Cornyn's campaign is straight from the you-can't-make-this-shit-up files. Seriously? Would you want to be known as Big Bad John when you're a politician? Did they realize the song was about a murderer who redeems himself? Maybe Cornyn thinks of himself as a "black hat." And which states are the "lesser states?" I'd like to see him explain that on the Senate floor!