Serena Freewomyn

Queerview Mirror: The Reality Roundup

Filed By Serena Freewomyn | August 10, 2008 1:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Entertainment
Tags: gay cop, Project Runway, Queerview Mirror, So You Think You Can Dance

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Waymon: What a week in Reality TV!!

Serena: I know, but I'm in mourning. How did Katee lose the So You Think You Can Dance finals this week? It was such a tragedy!

Waymon: I know! I totally had her picked from the beginning. The dancing was off the hook this week, though!

Serena: Yeah, those dudes who did the popping showdown were amazing. I thought that one guy was made out of Jell-o. He jiggled and wiggled so much.

Waymon: I know! How fuckin' cool! The one guy that won is such a freakshow (in a good way). His moves were bizarre! I loved the Rabbit Dance from Cirque Du Solei as well!!

Serena: So how much did you like the rerun dances? I loved getting to see those again, especially the door dance. That had to be my fav all season.

garden.jpgWaymon: I liked it too, although Twitch kisses like he was eating Katee's face... The Garden is my favorite!! The creepy music and routine was hot!! And I have to say, Nigel can tap dance! I was shocked!

Serena: Well, Nigel should have some dance skills if he's gonna judge.

Waymon: True. Although it was hard to watch his feet with those giant, fake white dentures he has...

Serena: So have you been watching Project Runway? I LOVES me some fierce black girls! Korto and Terri are my total favs this season.

Waymon: LOL. You are sooo easy.

Serena: Last week they did a challenge repeat from Seasons 1, 2, and 3. They were out in the city to photograph New York and then make an outfit inspired by the city.

Waymon: I saw that one! The hot gay Mormon guy (with nipple rings) sucked at the photo challenge. His dress was awful

Serena: Yeah . . . toilet paper in a windstorm. Michael Kors hit that nail on the head.

rate_runway_korto_504.jpgWaymon: He is kind of dreamy (in a "I'll kick your ass" kind of way). What was this week's challenge - I missed it because I was watching SYTYCD.

Serena: This week was to design an outfit for the Olympic team to wear in the opening ceremony. My girls Korto and Terri were in the top and Korto won. Her outfit was fierce.

Waymon: Did she cry?

Serena: LOL. Of course! Just like Josh did when he won SYTYCD.

mikeyv.jpgWaymon: Ooo! Design Star ended this week, too! And the hot gay cop from Florida (that I posted about who is on suspension from the force for allegedly doing gay bondage porn) wasn't there! I was so sad! He must be in hiding!

Serena: Bummer. I do love a hawt cop.

Waymon: He is HOT HOT HOT! And lives in Fort Lauderdale. I'm totally going to stalk him.

Serena: I have a soft spot for gay guys. Have I mentioned what a hag I am?

Waymon: I think we all know that. Last Comic Standing ended this week too! And a woman comic won! Eliza was hilarious! It's the first time a woman has won the competition!

Serena: Woo-Hoo! Gurl Power! Speaking of- the Project Runway photo challenge . . . I thought the dress by the 40's girl was a little Ab Fab. I loved that Nina compared it to Lacroix.

rate_runway_kenley_503.jpgWaymon: Me too!!! I was like "Patsy Darling!"

Serena: LMAO!

Waymon: I liked the dress that was based on the tree grate (from the mousy girl).

Serena: Yeah. Girl can't design for shit, but the skirt was fierce.

Waymon: I would so wear the skirt!

Serena: Yeah? With what shoes?

Waymon: A nice, sensible pump, of course.

Serena: LOL - with a pearl necklace?

Waymon: Of course! And a pill box hat. I'll wear it when my hubby wins his election and I become the first lady of Oakland Park, FL

Serena: OMG - you're gonna make a great first lady! Very Jackie O, but in the now. Very 2008.

Waymon: I know!

Serena: That's one thing that Korto said on Wednesday that cracked me up. Everyone else was doing these 20's and 40's inspired outfits, and she was like, "I don't live in the past. I live in 2008. I'm in the now."

Waymon: Loves it! Thanks God for Tivo. I don't have to miss any of my shows!

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Katee got robbed on SYTYCD. Robbed.

I know! She was the best!!!!

And notice how I managed to work in a shirtless picture of my design star guy.... :)

I didn't watch any of the others, just SYTYCD. I totally thought Katee had it after Will went home.