Alex Blaze

Internet toy: Sarah Palin name generator

Filed By Alex Blaze | September 14, 2008 10:30 AM | comments

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Tags: bristol, bristol palin, internet toy, names, palin, Sarah Palin

Ever wanted to know what you'd be named if Sarah Palin were your mother? She named her kids Bristol, Track, Willow, Piper, and Trig, so she's brimming with ideas.

I entered my full name and got "Barrel McRaven Palin." I think I would like having the initials "BMP," but it doesn't sound all that good in French (bah-RELLE).

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Wilson Edwin Allen became "Wood Corps Palin". Whacky!

I got "Trough Gutted Palin".

How very Presidential! Now I just need to be a Mayor to be qualified- 2012 here I come!

My full name came up with the result:

Bigger Channel Palin

Who knows, Bigger Channel Palin you just might be president one day!

A transwoman as president? Now, that's change I can believe in!!!

Michael Crawford Michael Crawford | September 14, 2008 11:20 AM

I got Tape Boise Palin. My initials would be TBP so I am guessing that it was preordained that I would be a contributor for The Bilerico Project.

greatwhitebear | September 14, 2008 12:02 PM


Spoon Archer Palin.... the kids would torture me as "SAP", but it does remind one of Sarah's Wasilla constituents heating meth before shooting up and Sarah's wielding all manner of weaponry

How about Copper Catfish Palin? Its kind of picturesque, but I don't think I would want to be called Copper.

Nicknames might work. Cop? No thanks.
Cat? It might work, but its overused, I think.
Fish? Yeesh!

I got Copper Catfish Palin, too... I'd just have to go with CC as a nickname. :)

Considering Alaska has damn few African-American citizens, why am I not surprised that "Barack Hussein Obama" came out as "Plate Jungle Palin" ???

Buster Taint Palin

Leave it to me to get a genital reference. :)

You should gin up some Bilerico Name Generator. Maybe mix and match all of the contributors name. It might crank out, for example, Blaze Freewomyn Mattilda.

Or make everything a variation of Bil and/or Jerame's names.

You have no idea how many times Jerame and I have laughed about that, Rory. I was "bilerico" before Jerame and I even met. But if I'd done a smash-up of our names together, it wouldn't have been nearly as cool as "bilerico."

It would have been "jerbil."

Which is an entirely different queer website, I think.

"It would have been "jerbil.""

You would have to get Jerame to spell his name with a "G". ;-)

Steak Leather Palin...

Time to go vegan

if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Halter Grasshopper Palin

HGP - isn't that some sort of growth hormone or something?

Crank Widow Palin. I'm so proud.

Seagull Junker Palin

Fowl Overtime Palin.

So I'd be a FOP. I'm not sure if that's worse than being named Fowl or not.

Recoil Zoo Palin.
Like someone in a Salinger novel.
I'd probably be called Rico, or, if I became a professional basketball player, ReeZeePee.

(I don't like this game. Why don't I ever get something nice, like Tiffany?)

Dust Chinstrap Palin

gregory brown | September 15, 2008 9:30 AM

I'm curious about how this "generator" work. I retrieved Shove Maggot Palin. Why couldn't it be something like Hummingbird Butterfly? I want to cry.

I got Knife Pile Palin.

Bush Gator quaint.

LOL "Guzzle Red Palin".
You should try this one too: