Bil Browning

You could get hit by a bus tomorrow!

Filed By Bil Browning | November 28, 2008 11:00 AM | comments

Filed in: Living
Tags: British cigarette advertisements, cigarette smoking, old advertisements, old newspaper ads

Another Black Friday, another black humor post. Your snappiest captions are required...


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Reformed Ascetic | November 28, 2008 2:37 PM

Would you like a gin and platonic, or would you prefer a scotch and sofa?

You know inheriting 80 million dollars just doesn’t mean anything when you have a bad heart.

Would you like to see something swell?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

If I were to ask you for sex, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Why don’t you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?

You’re smoking!

Can I light your fire, I mean cigarette?

Would you like to see something swell? Go on, have a fag.

Now THAT is an awesome tagline. :)

Douglas Meagher | December 2, 2008 7:09 AM

The gentleman seated appears to be Edward Everett Horton who was indeed a fag in the very best sense of the word.