In the most anticipated conservabirth since the Cheney Baby, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston was born (out of wedlock) to Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston. Everyone is healthy and safe, and that's a good thing.
This instance would be an inconvenient place to point out "hypocrisy," but it is worth noting that the one thing that sexual authoritarians never fail to do is to prove that controlling other people's sexuality is impossible. Social conservatives love the idea of sending busy-bodies to high schools to wag their fingers at the kids and deliver the "Just say no" message on sex, but, obviously, that doesn't work. Bristol Palin probably received that message, through church, school, and family, more than most American teens do, and it didn't work.
But that doesn't stop little Tripp's grandmother for suddenly becoming a privacy advocate: