Okay, maybe the Ohio Dept of Faith Based Initiatives getting busted for promoting prostitution isn't today's funniest news after all... Allow me to introduce you to Australia's Oral Sex Bandit.
Craig Cameron, 40, appeared at the Melbourne Magistrates Court on Tuesday.
It was alleged Cameron targeted beat users who he saw as vulnerable victims and whilst performing oral sex would steal wallets, money and car keys from the victim's pockets and in some instances would go on to steal the victim's car.
It is believed Cameron became so adept at robbing the men he could lift money from their wallets during oral sex act without the victim's knowledge.
Over 20 men provided statements to the police. The ungrateful bastards. Don't they know a strange man offering free blow jobs is probably too good to be true? You gotta pay if you wanna play!
I have to admit though, I've heard of being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose, but never a wallet through... Let's just call it "adept." Yeah. That's a good word for it.