Filed By Terrance Heath | January 13, 2009 2:00 PM | comments
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Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Oval Office, surviving presidents
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In fifth place in the 2009 Mr. President of Past, Present, and Future Competition is... Jimmy Carter! Big round of applause for Jimmy, ladies and gentlemen.
Fourth place is... George H.W. Bush!
Finishing in third place is... William Jefferson Clinton!
And the runner-up in the 2009 Mr. President of Past, Present, and Future Competition is... George W. Bush, making Barack Obama America's Mr. President! *Here he comes...*
Yeah, I went there. I ranked these dudes based on hotness.
"You see, Barack, once you're in the Oval Office, you get to inhale"
I swear they all look like they're stoned, in this picture.
Anyway you look at it, Georgie stands as the middle finger of five digits.
One on each end playing pocket pool, Clinton working from the south, Obama from the North, and Bush doesn't know where or what it's for!
"Q: Which one of these presidents did anything for the GLBT community?"
"A: None of them."
H.W. Bush: "Georgie actually put that in the Oval Office?"
Obama: "I can't wait to change this ugly carpet."
W.: "I better get that out of here soon."
Clinton: "I didn't have relationships with that woman."
Carter: "Where am I? Is it nap time?"
Re: carter, you must be confusing him with Reagan, which is hard since he's permanently napping and Jimmy is always on the go.
From the left:
"Huh? Why am I in this tiny, little room again? Barb?!"
"History in the making."
"Dude, I totally farted!!!"
"Dayum, there's where Monica dropped some of my load."
"History in the making, and the sweetness of seeing this day."
From Right to Left:
"The Wal-Mart in Plains was out of deodorant."
"Leave enough space for Monica."
"I'm standing in for Dick Cheney one last time."
"Anybody know how to fix a zipper?"
"After I jumped out of that plane things just haven't been the same. Where am I?"
Hey, hey, hey! Enough with the "Monica" thing! Okay?
Oooops. Sorry. Actually the software screwed up Bill Clinton's remark. It should have read. "Leave enough space for the harmonica player, Jesse Helms." Is that a satisfactory retraction? (:
You could have mention cigars.
You are too funny, Don.
One of these thing is not like the other...
One of these things is not the same...
Damn, that was my caption, Sean! Whip out some Sesame Street action on the Prezes...
On the set of Raging Stallion's newest flick "The Oval Orifice", just before shooting began, the one "top" tries to hide his huge hard-on.
Left to right: chuckle - chuckle - "Roslyn forgot to tell Jimmie to wear his black shoes with his grey suit again!"
This is the latest picture of the most exclusive Old White Guy's Club in the world ... but, uh, wait a minute ...
P.S. Is there a chance that the photographer positioned these guys based on tie color?
Obama: Wait, do we trade tie colors when we're done?