Alex Blaze

An extraordinary potato

Filed By Alex Blaze | March 22, 2009 11:30 AM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: penis, phallic, potato, potatoes that look like penises

The other day I went to the market down the street. I had to pick up potatoes, and usually I just get the yellow ones, not the red ones. But right next to the yellow ones was the most extraordinary potato I've seen, so I stuffed it into the bag quickly before someone else took it, and got a look from the guy running the stand regarding the only red potato in the bag of yellow ones.


Since Wednesday, the potato has been at the center of more conversations in this apartment than any potato in recent memory. So I thought I'd pass it along to you all and immortalize it on the internet before it gets made into a gratin or sautéed with green beans.

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Dana, that comment had the entire room laughing over here. :)

Say it's Jesus' dick and balls, and that potato will be worth millions.

We better gather around this potato and pray. It must be a message from gawd.

It should be bronzed, not eaten, IMHO.

Oh, yasmin, you know I can't resist putting something like this in my mouth. :)

God said, "uncircumsized potatoes shall surely be stoned and mashed". Leviticus.

In a word: Ick. Not what I wanted to see at the top of the Bilerico page just after breakfast.

Gerri Ladene | March 22, 2009 1:35 PM

It's whats left over after GRS. Somebody bring back a souvenir from Thailand?

Robert Ganshorn Robert Ganshorn | March 23, 2009 12:44 AM

Gerri, In Thailand potatoes are called: "man farangs" and this one fits that bill. The Thai translation to English would be "vegetable foreign."

It does bring a new perspective to mashing one's spud though. :)

Is this from the Mr. Potato Head Adult Accessory Pack?

That potato deserves to be immortalized. If you could preserve it, sell it on eBay or donate it to a museum! :-) But I'm surprised that you didn't include its (ahem) dimensions when you wrote this up.

Chitown Kev | March 22, 2009 3:19 PM

Alex, this reminds me of the time my Mom went to the store and bought a 50 lb. bag of potatos.

My cousin and I went inside the bag and found 2 potatos in the shape of breasts. We took turns turns stuffing our shirts and doing our thing around the house.

Great levity here Alex, thanks

A. J. Lopp | March 22, 2009 5:13 PM

I've seen this type of thing before --- shortly after the 2006 Oscars a "Brokeback Potato" appeared on eBay.

This potato is definitely uncircumsized --- I would suggest it be prepared au graten since it is already in the process of making its own cheese.

A. J. Lopp | March 22, 2009 7:19 PM

Thanks, Jerame ... I was hoping someone would say that ...

I met man at the baths once who looked just like that. Viagra and an extremely tight cock ring had him in a panic. Thank God there was a licensed plumber among the guests. I think they are still together.

OMG, the package depicted on the undies of actor Daniel Day-Lewis exactly match the Alex set!

The resemblance is quite uncanny. Shouldn't the Pope see this? Or someone holy - I seriously think they should be immortalised in some way before being, um, devoured.

The Pope does not ever look at his own package, because it is not Christian to look down on the unemployed.

That must be why he's so mean...

A. J. Lopp | March 23, 2009 2:47 PM

Great one-liner, Father Tony! ... I'm going to be very unChristian and steal it! (the joke, I mean ...)