With same-sex penguin relationships making news around the world, you knew it was coming... The first same-sex penguin divorce! To make this even more like a trashy reality tv show, the couple is breaking up after a female penguin stole poor Pepper's husband. You know the other gay penguins will all sit around having mimosas at brunch on Sundays and talk about "that tramp" and how much weight Pepper has gained since Harry left him.
(Hat tip to Joe.My.God.)