OK. It has come to my attention that at least two (men!) of you have interesting colors painted on your toenails. (Long have I felt that the time has come for men - cis-men, to be specific - to start painting their nails. Why should women and trans folks have all the fun?)
I'm going to do a post about the colors of the toenails of Bilerico commenters and contributors - men, women and trans - that will require your sending me a snap shot of your toe or finger nails in all their chromatic splendor. Or, if you don't paint 'em, tell me your thinking behind the abstinence. We all know that the Projectors are a colorful lot. Let's unfurl that resplendent ungual rainbow.
PS: I am also going to be including some reference to the fact that straight men sometimes color their toe nails - albeit at the instigation of their brush wielding girl friends.
If we can't be creative with our toe nails, how can we be expected to save America?