Prince Gomolvilas

What My Sister's Breast Implants Have to Do With Golf

Filed By Prince Gomolvilas | March 29, 2010 2:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Entertainment, Media
Tags: Brandon Patton, Jan Stephenson, Jukebox Stories, Ladies Professional Golf Association, LPGA, Master of Professional Writing, MPW, University of Southern California, USC

One of the signature pieces in Jukebox Stories (my storytelling, song-singing, bingo-playing, theatrical extravaganza with musician Brandon Patton) is "What My Sister's Breast Implants Have to Do With Golf," an epic true tale that my family doesn't know I share with perfect strangers. So far, I've managed to keep the story off the Internet and to keep my sister and my mom off my ass.

But, hey, I lead a dangerous life. So, here, ladies and gentleman, is me performing the story in question at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Los Angeles, during one of last year's USC Master of Professional Writing Program's readings. (I teach in the program, FYI.) Enjoy. Watch:

[Cross-posted on Bamboo Nation.]

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OMG. That was so funny. Thanks for the gracious laugh.

Thanks, you two, I'm glad you liked it! Just don't tell my sister.