Bil Browning

Betty White holding a flaming chainsaw while riding John Ritter

Filed By Bil Browning | April 19, 2010 2:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Entertainment
Tags: Betty White, John Ritter, Portland Mercury, riding John Ritter

Today's "Caption This" post should spark some interesting titles. It's not enough that Betty White, America's favorite elderly comedienne, has earned a spot hosting Saturday Night Live thanks to a fan movement on Facebook, but now she's a fantasy pin-up model. According to AfterElton's Ed Kennedy:

The Portland Mercury ran a contest to ask viewers what kind of cover they wanted to see. The winning description would be drawn by Andrew Zubko, who had that epic drawing of Batman fighting a shark with a lightsaber. The winning description was Betty White holding a flaming chainsaw while riding John Ritter.

The cover art is after the jump. Your captions are needed desperately.


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And they called you Katerine the great. Watch this!

Hey, where's Ritter's hairy chest? He was famously hirsute.

I would have rather they picked someone who was alive.

Even on the John, Betty rules.

Lee Sonoflaw | April 20, 2010 9:50 AM

Pitching a new reality show...