I'd planned on writing an insightful political piece today - and it's half done. A hair emergency, however, has called me away. I'm so furious, I could spit! My stylist slipped with the clippers this afternoon and before either of us could react, I had a reverse mohawk.
I'm now sporting the "Bruce Willis look" - as in I look a decade older and balder. Jerame said I look like I got in a fight with a weed whacker and lost. I look like hell! *spits*
When I complained about it, one helpful Twitter follower messaged me with, "Maybe someone will believe you're a top now!" In that spirit, I put on my new shirt that makes all my friends laugh each time they see me wear it.
For your giggles and sympathy, I bring you the before and after pictures behind the jump.