Paige Schilt

My Mother-in-Law

Filed By Paige Schilt | April 26, 2010 5:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Living, Marriage Equality
Tags: Anita Bryant, butch, Donna Koonce, East Texas, gay daughter, hospital visitation rights, marriage, racist violence, southern belle

When Donna Koonce went into the hospital, I kept telling everyone that "Katy's mom" was having bypass surgery. I didn't want to give the state of Texas too much credit for recognizing my relationship to this extraordinary woman.

By the time Donna was moved to the ICU, I needed the shorthand of "mother-in-law." I spoke the words into the intercom, and the nurses buzzed me into the locked ward. (Every time I said, "I'm here to see my mother-in-law," I had to remind myself that I wasn't fudging: Katy and I are legally married--in California and the eight other states that recognize our marriage. But that legal status is pretty theoretical when you're stuck in a small southern town.)

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Now that Donna is dead, it feels strange to use a stuffy matrimonial label to describe her. For one thing, she was terribly vain and would not abide any appellation that made her sound old. (Her own grandchildren were forbidden from using the dreaded G word.) For another thing, saying "mother-in-law" inevitably reminds me of our first wedding and how Donna Koonce, grand southern diva that she was, nearly derailed it.

Donna's presence, and her disapproval, could be formidable. In 1981, when Katy came home for Christmas with a "friend," her mother "accidentally" discovered their love letters in Katy's bag. Donna called the girls to the living room, where she presided over the house from a throne-like velour recliner. Trembling, Katy and her girlfriend awaited judgment on the couch. Mom stared the girlfriend down.

"Do you love her?" she asked, finally.

"Yes," said the young woman, sneaking a glance at Katy, "I do."

"Well, good," Donna answered, taking a drag on her cigarette. "You better."

This was the era of panic over the new "gay cancer." Only three years earlier, Anita Bryant and her minions had campaigned to remove anyone who supported gay rights from positions in California public schools. Donna's husband was a high school football coach--a position of considerable visibility and social standing in small Texas communities. The Koonce family lived on the Gulf Coast, in Lake Jackson, a historically segregated community for white employees of Dow Chemical. But even a "chemical corridor" town like Lake Jackson was cosmopolitan compared to the place where Donna was raised: Carthage, Texas, near the notorious Piney Woods of East Texas.

As its ancient namesake might suggest, Carthage is located in one of the more violent parts of the Deep South. The names of other East Texas cities resonate with histories of racial discrimination and terror: Paris, Tulia, Jasper. So how did a privileged white woman from Ku Klux Klan territory come to unquestioning acceptance and support for her butch lesbian daughter? I've thought about this question a lot, and I have a few answers: she was extraordinary, she was full of love, and she didn't give a fig for what other people thought.

"Extraordinary" is shorthand in our family for Donna's tendency to behave like minor royalty. When Donna went to the bank to make a deposit, she refused to deal with anyone below a Senior Vice President. If she made reservations for a restaurant, she asked to speak with the manager before dropping her own name: "Dhis is Donna Koonce, do you have a good table for me tonight?" If Donna sent you to the Kroger for a cut of meat, she'd remind you to "tell 'em you're a Koonce."

If a Koonce was gay, then, by Donna's logic, gay was good.

She didn't really care what other people thought, just as long as they were paying attention. As a forty-something mother of three, she wore mini-skirts and go-go boots and Angie Dickinson wiglets. At the Junior Civic League variety show, she played Mae West, but threw in some Sophie Tucker jokes for maximum shock value. On the golf course, she was known as "Dirty Donna" for her foul mouth. "Goddamnit, Donna," her introverted husband would say at the end of a party, "it's time to go home." "Oh shit, Phil," she'd habitually reply. "You go on home."

She loved a lengthy public prayer. Before any family meal, she'd gather kids, grandkids, friends, and spouses into a circle. When everyone had joined hands, she'd begin, "Lord, thank you for allowing us to be together once more." And then, depending on her mood, she would go on, mentioning those who were absent, those who had come before, those whose financial foresight to invest in natural gas had paid for this meal we were about to consume. The length and superciliousness of the average Donna Koonce prayer could cause respectable grown-ups to be seized with fits of giggles. If anyone dared to make eye contact across the prayer circle, it was all over.

For private prayers, Donna preferred moonlight. When the moon was full, she'd slide on her house shoes and shuffle out to the moist swath of grass behind the house. There, with a Carlton 120 in one hand, she'd unload her troubles to a personal god--a confection of Father, Son, and pagan moon goddess. She prayed for all her many grandchildren (including the ones conceived outside of marriage, who occupied a special place in her heart). She prayed for patience with her husband. She prayed for the social life of her cross-dressing neighbor. For the success of her housekeeper's daughter's quincea├▒era. Most of all, she prayed for her adult children, that they would find peace and stability before she had to leave them.

Saying your prayers to the moon is pretty risqué stuff in a town where the Baptists still believe that Methodists go to hell. But Donna wasn't shy about it. If the moon was particularly big and beautiful, she'd come inside, pour another drink, and then call friends and family. It wasn't unusual to hear the phone ring at 11 pm. "I want you to go outside and look at that moon," she'd evangelize. Then she'd fill your ear with everything she'd been praying about--especially if it had to do with you. Just in case her intercession with the moon didn't work, she was going to take the earthly opportunity to let you know exactly what she thought you should do with your life.

As you might imagine, I was full of trepidation the first time I met Donna. I'd heard stories of previous girlfriends who'd suffered Donna's frank appraisal--which grew more frank throughout the evening as Donna consumed her customary cocktail--scotch and water in a 24 oz styrofoam cup. At the time, I had 3/4" hair that was dyed old-lady silver. I wore round black glasses that made me look like a raccoon. I was nerdly. I could not pull off a convincing "y'all." I had never tasted gumbo with oysters. I was a Yankee.

I could tell you that we bonded over the crossword puzzles that she completed every day. I could say it was Donna's gumbo or her cornbread dressing, which I ate with relish and appreciation. Or our shared love of vintage fashions from the 1950s and 60s. But the truth is, it felt like she loved me before any of these things.

It's a clich├ę to say that your in-laws make you feel like one of the family--and yet, that's exactly what Donna did by being herself. I still remember the first time I saw her get into an argument with Katy. It all happened so quickly; one minute they were talking about taxes and the next minute they were digging into buried reserves of anger and reproach. I wanted to melt into the couch. "That's it," I thought, "the visit's ruined. We'll have to go home." But while I was mentally packing the suitcases, mother and daughter had moved on to some lighter topic and were once again enjoying each other's company. I couldn't believe it. Watching them taught me about myself, how unrooted I was, how every little storm could make me feel like I'd been felled.

Although I found Donna's emotional volatility a bit scary, I learned that I could trust the authenticity of her emotions. When she hugged me goodbye at the end of a visit, I could honestly feel the love flowing towards me. It wasn't unusual for her to cry a little and to tell me how very, very grateful she was that Katy had found me. "Thank you, Darlin," she'd whisper in my ear. "Thank you."

Continued in My Mother-in-Law Part II

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This is beautiful. It's women like this that the world needs more of!

What a beautiful story.

Sarah Sloan | April 26, 2010 9:43 PM

Thanks for this beautiful writing. I am looking forward to part II and beyond.

Margaret Martin | April 26, 2010 10:12 PM

What an amazing tribute! Thanks Paige for another wonderfully written story.

Another brilliant read from Paige. Touched my heart & soul. Keep it coming - can't wait for the next installment!

Paige & Katy she sounded like an amazing woman and mother-in=law.

paige, you are master painter with words. what gorgeous storytelling, and i can only imagine katy being so very grateful for your perspective on her extraordinary mother.

i am so sorry for your family's loss, and i eagerly await more words.


Stacey Roberts | April 26, 2010 11:42 PM

With melancholy tears of understanding for this type of formidable Texas goddess, I await
Part II. Thank you for a lovely story.

This story could very well be the opening to a riveting book. Thank you for the intimate rendering of a memorable lady.

Gary Brackett | April 27, 2010 8:54 AM

WOW! Your post brought me to tears. Donna was obviously a great lady! I can't wait to read part 2.

Jen Margulies | April 27, 2010 9:03 AM

Everything Paige writes takes my breath away, but this was particularly moving. Tracking the particulars of how it is possible for love to rise above everything else -- such an important project. Thank you, Paige.

Gina Nichole | April 27, 2010 9:07 AM

Such a sweet story can't wait untill part two.

Thank you....I can see things that ALL of us have in common,
in spite of whatever differences we think we have! Like: hope and love and our need to care.


A beautifully written tribute to what must have been a very extraordinary woman. Thank you for sharing your life experience and giving hope to all those who may not have been so fortunate to encounter such a giving and accepting in-law in their past relationships.

Kudos - I look forward to Part II.

I always love your personal stories, Paige. You own this method of story telling.

And here's a hint to everyone. I've read the rest of the post. It only gets better.

I am left yearning for more....what an incredible tribute to your Mom Katy!

A great tribute to a wonderful lady! Paige you're an amazing writer. Look fwd to more...

rochelle murray | April 29, 2010 5:35 PM

well paige still cant belive my dody is gone gone but sitting here and reading this..o wait i will be you did my friend and like a mother to me since see took me in when mine past ... you know how long thoses mornings were where i could not call her til she was up...just to talk then we would call each other later that night talk under the moon on phone..she woukd say o shit rochelle what u gonna do now...birthdays we were both leos never missed a bday the most beautiful women in the world me and her thought..we loved to dress up and no where to go.... now we could dress up.... paige I just love you and my katy and what u have done ..well i think I just burned dinner but u know what who

Gina Martinez | March 12, 2011 8:02 PM

OMG, you so nailed Donna and the Koonce family.

That brought tears to my eyes remembering... her, all of it. Rarely anything brings a tear to my eyes concerning Lake Jackson, but Paige that was awesome.

Thank you for reminding me of the good sweet things that I have shamefully forgotten. And my friends The late great Donna and Katy!

Laura Ripple | March 13, 2011 10:03 AM

beautiful - absolutely beautiful - I feel like I know her - and wish that I had