After "The Week From Hell", in which Ricky Martin publicly came out as a "Fortunate Homosexual Man", his publicist has released a statement wherein Ricky jumps back in:
"I never thought this would be taken seriously. I'm very sorry to disappoint my gay fans, but seriously, I'm not gay. I'm just Latin."
Mr Martin's website apparently was the victim of a crazed hacker hell-bent on wish-fulfillment. More details to follow.