Gloria Brame, Ph.D.

Small Appliance Orgasms

Filed By Gloria Brame, Ph.D. | May 05, 2010 7:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, The Movement
Tags: female stereotypes, vintage ads, vintage women, women in advertising

The two stages of the toaster-gasm - intense arousal and fireworks! - are after the jump.

Intense arousal




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Ah, such innocent times...

the rectilinear version of the "orb". be careful around those sharp corners! i think toastmaster was a bit ahead of the curve, woody allen and wilhelm reich, too, with this new (at the time) "device" of theirs. Man Ray. . . eat your heart out.

You can't even stick a thick, lovely bagel in those toasters. Some women settle for anything.

Now I know why lesbians get a toaster for every conversion!

Alex Grigny Alex Grigny | May 6, 2010 7:48 AM

I've never had a toaster... Wow, after seeing this, I think I'll get one fast! (or is it only for girls???) :)~

GraciesDaddy | May 6, 2010 9:56 AM

I do the same thing with a new Cuisinart.

Michelle Marzullo Michelle Marzullo | May 6, 2010 10:39 AM

The first thing I thought was OUCH! Thanks for the smiles this morning!!!

I got a get me one of those! Little did the 60s banks know what they were starting when they gave them away with each new account!

I'd actually love one of those. I don't think I've ever seen a toaster out in these parts.

Alex, here are the 220 volt Euro toasters. Quelles superbes!