Sometimes these posts really just write themselves. So I'm just going to cut and paste this Associated Press report:
Jail Officers Astonished by Inmate's Contraband
WENATCHEE, Wash. - Police in Wenatchee are surprised at the amount of contraband an inmate was able to smuggle into the jail rectally. The Wenatchee World said the man internally carried a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball, a smaller baggie of marijuana, a 1-inch smoking pipe, a bottle of tattoo ink and eight tattoo needles.
Sgt. John Kruse said the volume of contraband left officers wondering.
Chelan County Regional Justice Center administrator Phil Stanley said the man was booked into jail Wednesday night to serve a disorderly conduct sentence.
Nothing was found in a strip search. A jailer later found a plastic bag and duct tape in the toilet. After questioning the inmate surrendered the contraband.
Look, I know laws are laws, but, if some dude wants to smoke out and give himself tattoos enough to shove the necessary materials into his naughty place, then I say let him!
Which bring us back to my headline. Engage with it however you see fit.
[Thanks to A.L.F.]