Kate Clinton

Mamma Bear

Filed By Kate Clinton | July 16, 2010 8:00 AM | comments

Filed in: Living
Tags: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnson

It's unbearably hot because Mother Earth is tired of getting deep drilled, but is that the top news? Oh, no. Levi Johnson and Bristol Palin are getting married.

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A. J. Lopp | July 18, 2010 3:33 AM

Well, what's that tell us? ... Apparently Bristol Palin isn't tired of getting deep-drilled ...

( * Oh, you know ... the Devil made me say that! * )

I dont suppose it's too cynical to think that Levi is finally working for a living by being Bristol's full-time escort, is it? After all, now Mama Sarah has one less little problem to deal with for her upcoming campaign.

I suppose to the wedding will be sometime in, oh, I dont know, late 2012, perhaps?

Palin's Secret Service "code name" was Denali... which subliminally sounds like denial. Todd [[sperm donor extraordinaire]] was DRILLER.

Drill her... Oh those Secrete Service Guys a HOOT!