You'd better sit down for this one. It's so earth shattering that it might rock you back in your seat. Smelling salts might have to get involved.
Not only does Palin-baby-daddy Levi Johnston starring in a TV reality show about running for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska - his first campaign stop was at a gun shop.
In related "the sun might collapse" news, Bristol Palin has been cast on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled queer issues.
(Note: Einstein predicted this problem: "If two diametrically inverse Palin-related reality shows were to collide, it would tear the Earth in two." True story. Look it up.)