"Message: I already have a plan, just in case the doorbell rings and it turns out to be Barack Obama wanting to talk to me about the economy or whatever. I'm just gonna tell him I'm gay. He'll look right past me like I'm not even there."
--Dennis DiClaudio, blogger for Comedy Central's Indecision Forever blog; thanks to reader Steve for sending this in!
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