I've been so busy today running around town with all my anniversary machinations that I forgot to write my 5pm post! (I had to go get a haircut so I look good for tonight's romantic dinner and I surprised Jerame at work with a dozen red roses - one for every year we've been together!)
So what's a guy to do when he's running late? Put up a picture of a unicorn petting a cat, of course. I just changed this picture to my Facebook profile picture. You should do the same. We could start a trend.
It's after the jump. If you go look, be warned. It's probably the most disturbing thing you'll see all week.