It's late on a Friday afternoon and while I should have spent all day researching stories and slaving over the keyboard, I've spent most of the morning lazing around the house and my afternoon hanging out with contributor Jarrod Chlapowski learning more about the history of DADT repeal. (Hey, that counts as research, right?!)
So to make up for it, here's a video of kittens being shot my lasers. If I had more time, I'd tie this into Dan Choi's recent misogynistic comments because that would tie together the military and... Good thing I'm pressed for time, eh?
For those of you with fine sensibilities, those aren't real lasers. The cats have myotonia congenita aka fainting goat syndrome.