This is too damned funny.
German police launched a full-scale poison terror alert after a kinky dominatrix ordered her slave to walk the streets in Guenzburg wearing a PVC catsuit and a gas mask.
Police did not file charges because the man was acting voluntarily and hadn't actually broken any laws. They did warn him and his dominatrix about their behavior in public.
One officer said, "I guess any punishment we could come up with just wouldn't compare to what he's used to."
Neighbors freaked out and called the po-po after the slave was seen rolling in the snow and "gasping for breath underneath his full-face rubber mask." He was being punished by his mistress.
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