Bil Browning

Teaser: First Indiana Expose Tomorrow

Filed By Bil Browning | March 01, 2011 6:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Marriage Equality, Politics
Tags: family values, House of Representatives, marriage amendment, marriage equality, southern Indiana

After I put out my call for dirt on hypocritical Indiana legislators who voted in favor of a marriage discrimination amendment, my inbox exploded and quite a few tips have led to some shocking revelations. Just as I was about to publish my first, Indiana Republicans decided to follow in the footsteps of their Wisconsin brethren and announced they would be attacking the unions too. Large protests erupted at the Statehouse and Democrat legislators fled the state.

In solidarity with our labor brothers and sisters, I said I'd hold on publishing a sex scandal until things settled down. While the legislators are still out of state and refusing to return, Republicans have female-reporters.jpgwithdrawn the union busting bill and they're squabbling over other matters now - problems that have nothing to do with the labor movement.

So tomorrow I'll be publishing my first expose of a "family values" hypocrite. To whet your appetite, I'll throw out these hints. This gentleman from southern Indiana has a penchant for sending numerous sexually explicit photos and text messages - including one photo that reportedly shows him masturbating with a dildo shoved up his butt - and his family's influence has helped him escape prosecution for quite a few incidents over the past years.

We'll take a peek at everything he'd prefer Hoosier voters didn't know tomorrow. It's time we reveal these sanctimonious frauds for what they are - judgmental busybodies intent on prescribing an exclusionary morality they themselves don't buy.

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Iindoro almaviva | March 1, 2011 6:50 PM

O hope we will see pics and everything. If they are going to be humiliated, we might as well go for the whole nine yards

Brad Bailey | March 1, 2011 7:00 PM

I LOVE your sense of humor, Bil. Throwing in the Harper Valley vid was priceless! Can't wait for your post.

By the way, Mr. Harper in the vid was none other than Pat Paulson, a popular comedian on the hit comedy TV show "Laugh-In" in the late 1960s. He made a tongue-in-cheek bid for presidency at the time, complete with bumper stickers and pins.

I am so looking forward to this. Love the Harper Vally PTA
I think it is about time we attack back. I am tired of a bunch of Holyer than tho asshats spreading misinformation and flat out lies when they have their own secret lives.

Gee, I thought i knew who it is until you wrote "dildo shoved up his butt". That opens the field to more than a dozen.

DennisNYC | March 2, 2011 3:43 AM

OMFG, Bil!
I've always known that you have a sly sense of humor, but now I know that you're HILARIOUS!!!
I agree with all the comments preceding mine, especially the one requesting the pics... I WANT *DILDO PHOTOS!!!

* A special bonus would be if the aforementioned accoutrement is coated with santorum!

What happened to the big story? Did your lawyers get in the way?