File this under "I'm sure he meant well." Waupaca, Wisconsin Judge Philip Kirk presided over the trial of 71 year old former school bus driver Delton Gorges on charges of child molestation. When Gorges submitted paperwork that included a description of himself as heterosexual, the judge took issue with the statement and told him, "I think you were born gayer than a sweet smelling jock strap."
The judge later goes on to express sympathy for what he assumes is a life spent in the closet, so I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's trying to be generally gay-positive. That said, the primary group of people responsible for child molestation is straight men and attraction to children - no matter their gender - isn't "gay" or "straight." That's pedophilia.