Why does this video make me clap and giggle? Because when Robert Jeffrey was nine years old in 1991, he knew he was a performer. Because when his parents visited a New Hampshire casino that featured a "make your own music video" attraction, he only paused long enough to decide which Madonna song to perform.
And because that damn kid nailed every move and every lyric.
Robert now describes himself as a 29-year-old screenwriter living in Boston. As a man who grew up lip-syncing to Gwen Verdon in my living room for the entertainment of my patient mother, I salute you, sir!