Bil Browning

Mosquitos Are the New Locusts

Filed By Bil Browning | July 08, 2011 1:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Fundie Watch, Living
Tags: ludicrous claims, Margie Phelps, plague of locusts, Westboro Baptist Church

Oh Westboro Baptist... Is there no claim too ludicrous for you?


I wonder what it takes to get one of those nutjobs to stop for a second and think, "You know what? Maybe this is just silly."

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Heh. So hilarious, and yet so vaguely familiar. (Thankfully, that was eons ago)

No it couldn't be because its warm and wet. Geez!

Jaime Dunaway Jaime Dunaway | July 9, 2011 11:02 AM

neat, now I'm gonna tell my neighbor(gay, yankee) when he's in town again that all the mosquitos are his fault, not that silly marsh behind us.

I guess The Lord punishes different sinners in different ways -- this summer in Indiana, as every dog and/or cat owner here knows, the new plague of locusts are not mosquitoes, but fleas.

Since mosquitoes poke and fleas suck, I guess that means that God's abomination in Missouri involves anal sex, but in Indiana the Almighty is more upset about all the oral sex.

Now ... Don't laugh! ... You might find this interpretation hard to swallow, but I make just as much sense as Margie does, don't I?

What about when your kids' father is their grandfather? Just asking...