Bil Browning

Caption This: Santorum Loves the Chocolate

Filed By Bil Browning | August 13, 2011 12:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Politics
Tags: chocolate ice cream, embarassing moments, fecal matter, ice cream cone, Rick Santorum

This photo might be a little old, but it's still worth a caption this post for our clever readers to mock.


My caption: Presidential candidate and fecal connoisseur Rick Santorum makes an ice cream cone for a voter during a campaign stop. Said Santorum, "There's nothing I won't do for my shitty supporters."

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Classic as that photo is, I really can't even get into Santorum bashing. How can I be concerned about some marginalized fool like him when Rick Perry is a very real possibility for a presidential candidate and, to my mind, a whole lot scarier.

Bingo! Perry's in, America beware!

Which GOP candidate isn't scary?

In spite of the phallic symbolism, I'm not even going to go there. In essence I agree with GINASF, though I'd like to look at a broader question along the same lines. I think we can all pretty much agree that if it's repugna... um, retardic... dammit, rebutthead... no, that's not it either... well, you know who I mean so I won't keep tempting my gag reflex. Those people (tho' that's open for debate) who belong (body AND soul... as in sold it to M. Gagamaggot) to that certain political party which shall remain nameless, are enemies to the people of this nation. They have been bought and paid for by their corporate masters (see Romney's vid) and have no interest in the nation once founded on the principle of "Of the people, by the people, and for the people..."

So why focus our efforts on trivial, petty snarking of this brainless sod when there's a whole bus-load of them out there who are just as evil and just as bent on denying you and I the right to "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness"? Frankly I think the entire right wing of politics and society have become secret bottoms at the bath-house fisting party - and only corporate/funda-fascist mega donors need apply for the position of "puppet master."

Yeah, I know - I gotta lay off the caffeine I.V. before posting... or not.

Don Sherfick Don Sherfick | August 14, 2011 4:14 PM

Well, from the comments above it looks like getting a bite (no pun intended.....well, OK...pun intended) concerning Rick Santorum and a Mister Frosty....may be an unpopular Bilerico pastime this afternoon.

But in light of last week's GOP candidate debate and his foreign policy comment, how about "I challange Ron Paul to do this in Tehran".

Rick Santorum demonstrating technique at a Texas high school sex-education class.

Not to be out done by Michelle Bachman's display of her technique, Rick Santorum really works a big one....never realizing that it was Marcus Bachman who passed around the rumor that going down on phallic objects was a pre-requsite to becoming president.

Santorum ... It's not just for breakfast anymore!