Remember how naughty everyone looked using the Shake Weight? Well, the Free Flexor aims to make that look perfectly innocent.
We all thought the Shake Weight was the as close to simulating masturbation as workout equipment could get, but that was before the Free Flexor come on the market. And they're not even trying to pretend that it isn't sexual with the language in the commercial. The question is, will it make my body look like those guys, because if it will, I have $39.99 available.