Bil Browning

Romney Wins the Race: Heat Continues

Filed By Bil Browning | January 31, 2012 8:35 PM | comments

Filed in: Politics
Tags: Florida primary, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Republican presidential campaigns, Rick Santorum

It's a three-way horse race going into the Florida Derby. So far the heat rankings are:

horse-race-blur.jpgEstablishment - 1
Tea Party - 1
Evangelicals - 1
Libertarians - 0

They're coming by the five-furlong pole. It's Establishment in the lead, Tea Party, Evangelicals and Libertarians at the back...

Now Establishment is pulling ahead by half a length with Tea Party struggling to stay up.

The two horses are flying down the track. Here comes the calvary charge! It's Establishment on the inside. Establishment on the inside. Establishment and Tea Party.

And at the end it's Establishment by a length. Tea Party has bounced. Evangelicals places third and Libertarians brings up the rear.

Establishment is prancing pretty now. But does he have enough stamina to win in the end?

(My thanks to the Seabiscuit script and an equine glossary since I don't know anything about horse racing. Obviously I worked very hard on this one, folks. Incredibly hard. Like, really. Seriously. As hard as Ron Paul campaigned in Florida! Photo credit.)

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