"We're glad to have [Chris Brown] back. I think people deserve a second chance, you know. If you'll note, he has not been on the Grammys for the past few years and it may have taken us a while to kind of get over the fact that we were the victim of what happened,"
-- Ken Ehrlich, executive producer of the Grammys, responding to criticism that the awards show allowed Chris Brown to perform after being convicted of beating his then-girlfriend, Rihanna, the night before the Grammys in 2009. Get that? Rihanna wasn't the victim. The Grammys were.