"I apologize for my error in judgment and feel shame for the disgrace I have brought upon the Church and myself. I will repay my debt to society and I ask forgiveness from my family and my friends and co-workers at the Diocese of Oakland and the Archdiocese of San Francisco. I pray that God, in His inscrutable wisdom, will bring some good out of this."
-- San Francisco Archbishop-Elect Salvatore Cordileone after being arrested for drunk driving last month. Cordileone's mother and a young priest were in the car with him. Mom drove the car home after the kiddo got popped.